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garbage dick
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you win
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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