i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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