whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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