i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Found your dick twin last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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