Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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