Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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