I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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