You work out of a Hotel?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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