He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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