and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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