just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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