i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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