Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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