would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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