You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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