She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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