Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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