i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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