she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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