Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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