he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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