i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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