Where did you get a picture of my penis
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dick very happy bro
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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