I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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