they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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