i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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