The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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