its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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