its not stalking. its research.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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