no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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