Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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