How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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