is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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