Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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