BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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