why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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