she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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