I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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