I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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