I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Boobs are out for the taking
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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