Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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