too bad you live with your parents still
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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