Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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