i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
