he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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