i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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