don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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