yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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