im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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