brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw a hot homeless man
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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