Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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