we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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