I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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