We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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