More tranny stories later!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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